I was sitting around doing some work last night and I had Anchorman – The Legend of Ron Burgundy playing in the background. During one of the clips the music playing was Sunshine by Jonathan Edwards and while I was working I started singing along but I replaced the word Sunshine with Donald and got inspired to parody Donald Trump and some of the shit he is laying down through this old classic song.
Donald
Sung to the tune of Sunshine by Jonathan Edwards
Donald go away today,
I don’t feel much like voting
Trump man’s come, he’s trying to ruin my life
Understand what he’s askin’?
Well he tells me I’d better get in line
Can’t believe he sayin’
When I vote, I’m gonna keep it mine
All his dues I ain’t payin’
How much will it cost? Who’ll buy it.
This time’ll all be lost. Don’t try it.
and he can’t even run his own life,
I’ll be damned if he’ll ruin mine
Donald
Donald go away today,
I don’t feel much like voting
Trump man’s come, he’s trying to ruin my life
Can’t believe what he’s askin’
Wording starts to make me wonder where
thoughts of his are all going
He says in life my works have all been fair
He’s pays tax he ain’t showin’
How much will it cost? Who’ll buy it.
In time we’ll all be lost. Don’t try it.
and he can’t even run his own life,
I’ll be damned if he’ll ruin mine
Donald
Donald come on back usual way
I promise you I’ll be watchin’
This old world she’s gonna have rebound
Reality TV I’d be thinkin’